Nobody will EVER out-shit my early work. Some of the worst ideas you could imagine, edited entirely in-camera, no script or plans (whatsoever), beyond-embarrasing dialogue that had no relation to what was previously said beforehand, all handheld (badly), done on 8mm videotape with a 10 year old camera that had a filthy lens, no actors except for me holding the lens to my face (and talk about acne!), god-awful acting and lots of really nasal-type breathing, turned out to be all shadows, endless zooming, never even copied to VHS (still on an 8mm tape reel), the budget was $5 for all films put together (for the tape), etc. I can't even watch them anymore without feeling suicidal.
And no full-frontal nudity! What the fuck was I thinking!?
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